Redefining the “Egg”

Since spring is already here, we have to look at the numerous egg-like presents that are produced for this years Easter. As it always happens, especially now with the world crisis, lots of these products remain unsold and now register serious discounts.

  1. Some thought that making an egg separator that will give you the egg white would be useful, but when it comes out a human nose, it’s just…unpleasant.
  2. Computerized eggs that are painted in black and green with 1 and 0, just like in Matrix.
  3. They even commercialized the mobile phones that are shaped as eggs, pretty odd for every day use.
  4. Another egg related present is the 12 light bulb illuminator, that looks like an egg holder.
  5. The egg chair is an ergonomic chair, with a white and yellow pillow shaped as an egg.
  6. The egg warmer doesn’t in fact warm egg, but hands, and it’s meant to be used for those who have cold hands most times.
  7. Another odd egg invention is the egg printer, shaped like an egg and printing labels.
  8. The eggs ipod protective cases are generic covers for the player, that make it look like an egg.
  9. Then, we have the speakers shaped like an egg, which can be used as a useful accessory for cell phones and mp4 players.
  10. The egg crusher is a kitchen accessory used for cracking open eggs. It has nothing to do with more terrifying meanings.
  11. The egg mp3 player is an mp3 player, just as the title says. With a few basic functions, this device can do a good job, but unfortunately it’s harder to carry around since it’s all roundly and white.

The list doesn’t end here. There are plenty more egg like accessories and devices left out there. For you late shoppers that don’t really care about an item’s signification and just want a great deal out of something, know that there are massive discounts on things like egg shaped dresses, egg wallpaper for kids’ rooms and egg decorated kitchenware.

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